Jessie then had a brilliant idea. "Megha, are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Jessie asked. "Seeing what the opossum will sing if it is nuked on High for a minute and a half?" Megha answered. "No Megha, Loooove Potion!" Jessie said in her sexy voice, batting her eyelashes. Jessie whipped out a pink test tube and sprinkled some clear grains of dust on each piece of pizza. One the love potion is consumed, the person will fall in love with the first woman that they see. Now, if any of the bad guys in the immediate vicinity see Megha or Jessie, instead of slitting their throats, they will most likely, out of love and devotion, spare the girls' lives and walk into jail without resistance or an involved discussion. At least it should work...Jessie quickly dismissed the nagging worry that she might have grabbed the wrong tube from the supply closet when she was stocking up before the mission.
Jessie and Megha continued down the hall, looking for a closet. They both felt that it was time to disguise themselves a little. Actally that wasn't entirely true. They were both getting tired of their straight and uncomfortable suits, and wanted to put on some attractive eveningware. They entered through the circle-shaped door that said "Totally Fab Threads" and picked out two stunning dressses. Jessie's was a long sparkling black one that tied around the neck. Megha's was a dark red strapless one with lots of layers at the bottom. "Finally," Megha said, "my day is really starting to perk up." Jessie and Megha had both decided earlier to not talk about their stupid love interests for the next little while. Periodically through out the evening, Jessie had to try hard to resist the urge to ask Megha to press the opossum's back just one more time.
In the back of the closet, there were tons of large fishing nets. Megha came up with the next brilliant plan. "You know Jessie, if we wanted, we could just blow this pop stop and escape...but I think we should be a little more aggressive than that. How about we use these nets, and capture all the bad guys in the castle one by one, and then call in some back up once they are all safe and locked up?" Jessie loved the plan and they got going.In less than half an hour, the girls rustled up 10 men. It was so simple. Megha would walk by them and turn on her disgusting rodent key chain, which would captivate the victim with it's soulful song, while Jessie would sneek up from behind, yell "take this villain scum!" and throw the net over their head. Then they would switch jobs. They already had all the hench men and staff of the cabin.
Jessie had just gotten a fax from Interpol through her spy underwear that said that Sher Not and his castle had just been searched and everyone in the castle was in jail for further interrogation. The big fish the girls had caught was Hood himself. He was all alone in the kitchen covered in flour and whipping up some cookies. There were too many chocolate chips for them all to be for him. There must be a party going on or something. Hood was caught and bound before he had a chance to remove his "kiss the cook" apron. Hood was there the entire time, so it seemed like no one even knew he was even missing.
Now the only ones left to catch were Petit Jean and Will Raspberry. Jessie and Megha knew where to find them, they just followed the off key singing. As they made their way towards the party noise and the stench of overcooked pizza, Megha wondered what it would be like to have all the pizza eaters fall in love with her...and it WOULD be her that they saw first.
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I love how J and M use fishing nets to catch the villains, especially Hood, the "big fish"... I sure hope it was Love Potion... I sure hope that Logan doesn't eat the pizza and see Megha, that would make things go day time soap opera like quick...
Ok, so I was very bored this morning, so I wrote my own chapter 12 and conclusion to the story. I call it "Rex saves the day."
Here it is, Enjoy :)
Raj and Logan suddenly hear a large crash somewhere behind them, they look at each other frighteningly, and they both quickly notice the heavily gated compound looks eerily familiar to Jurassic Park. Could the underwater tunnel have led them to Jurassic Park off the coast of Costa Rica? Yes it can. Suddenly Raj thought This is a crisis. A large crisis. In fact, if you've got a second, it's a twelve-story crisis with a magnificent entrance hall, carpeting throughout, 24-hour porterage and an enormous sign on the roof saying 'This Is a Large Crisis’.
As he quickly pondered this thought, and Logan was trying to text message Megha bragging about there manly escape, ignoring the fact they were in Jurassic Park, there was an even larger crash behind them. The biggest T-Rex both of them have ever seen towered behind them like a kid with magnifying glass ready to burn some ants.
Raj and Logan impulsively began to run, not knowing the only way to tame a T-Rex is to look it directly in the eyes and do the robot, after a few seconds being chased by the enormous T-Rex they noticed a portal conveniently placed in there path marked “Pizza Party.” Raj and Logan not knowing the imminent danger in what lied behind the portal dived gallantly through it like Axl Rose diving into the crowd at a G’N’R concert, avoiding the more imminent death they were escaping.
Raj and Logan fell onto a trampoline and fell onto the ground like bags of potatoes being thrown off of the back of a truck in P.E.I. into the largest criminal gathering since the 20 year Alcatraz Reunion back in ’83. Immediately after they dusted themselves off, the enormous T-Rex awkwardly yet surprisingly elegantly ripped through the portal.
The party had not yet fully begun, as Hood would not allow anyone to eat his Pizzas until he arrived. So Raj and Logan began firing Pizzas at the T-Rex hoping to saves themselves from being eaten. The T-Rex devoured these faster than the speed of light or there about. Just as this was happening Megha majestically lunged into the party in her stunning dark red strapless dress. The T-Rex took one look and saw the love of his life…
Now, all the pizza was gone and the criminals we’re beginning to escape, when Jessie graciously rolled in with her long sparkling black dress on, she was the definition of beauty. Jessie, noticing the T-Rex’s affection for Megha, spoke to him explaining the only way to earn Megha’s love was to eat all the criminals, or at least capture them all. Raj and Logan were amazed how Jessie could speak to the T-Rex with a series of roars and moans. But Megha, calm as the calm before the storm, knew that in Jurassic Park, Jessie (being the amazing world known star actress she is) played the voice of a T-Rex.
As the T-Rex ripped through the criminals eating or capturing (if you don’t like the death penalty) them all, Jessie and Logan were reunited and they lived happily ever after.
Here are two Alternate endings, I like number 1 the best:
Alternate Ending 1:
Raj and Megha had a predicament, The T-Rex still loved Megha, and Raj was still in hot water after the opossum gift. Raj thought very deeply about how shallow he had been, he knew there was only one thing left to do, fight the T-Rex to the death. The T-Rex easily beat Raj to the death like clubbing a baby seal (sorry, that was just wrong) and Megha and the T-Rex lived happily ever after.
Alternate Ending 2:
Raj and Megha had a predicament, The T-Rex still loved Megha, and Raj was still in hot water after the opossum gift. Raj thought very deeply about how shallow he had been, he knew there was only one thing left to do, fight the T-Rex to the death. The T-Rex was easily able to pin Raj to the ground and as hew was going to deliver his final blow the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, led by Michelangelo, burst into the picture. With a few cutting and dashing moves by the TMNT’s the T-Rex lay dead as a door knob on the ground. Raj laid on the ground in rough shape after a tough battle with the T-Rex, Megha came and after a very sentimental conversation, Raj succumbed to his wounds. Megha and Michelangelo, who like to be called M&M, lived happily ever after.
Just kidding, Raj killed the T-Rex with his bare hands and everyone (except the T-Rex and the criminals) lived happily ever after. Fin.
Oh man, that was awesome!! Anonymous, I love your story! Entirely wrong :), but amazing nonetheless!
If Megha and I take turns writing a story like this ever again, I am going to make sure that Anonymous writes every third chapter!
I think it's time for you to identify yourself now, Anonymous :). You deserve credit for that one.
LOL, that was FREAKING AWESOME! yeah, i agree with jessie, "Anonymous" *wink wink* should definitely write every third chapter next time. I especially enjoyed the Axl Rose\Guns'N Roses" reference :)
unfortunately, our story doesn't have an ending that is quite as sensational as that....stay tuned for the finale though ;)
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