Saturday, August 04, 2007

How I Make Money...

Arrive at the beach.
Set up the beach.
Turn on the radio.
Tell someone not to feed the ducks.
Use the washroom.
Sun tan for an hour or two.
Ask someone to take their dog off the beach.
Chat with Kelsie or Cindy.
Move to the shade.
Spend the rest of the day under a big tree.
Eat my lunch.
Chat with Kelsie or Cindy.
Use the washroom.
Tell someone not to go in the water.
Read my book.
Chat with Kelsie or Cindy.
Text Ahmad (Amarea) or Vogue (Megha).
Tell someone not to feed the ducks.
Read my book.
Call Z103 and request a song.
Tell someone not to go in the water.
Chat with Kelsie or Cindy.
Read my book.
Use the washroom.
Turn off the radio.
Pack up.
Go home.

2 comments:

amarea said...

And I only make $8.25... That's disgusting...

Jess said...

If you are lifeguarding next year...you GOTTA work HRM Beaches.