Q. What kind of makeup do ghosts wear? A. Mas-scare-a.
Q. What do you call two spiders that just got married? A. Newlywebbed
Q. What do Italian's eat on Halloween? A. Fettucinni Afraid-o
Q. What do ghosts drink at breakfast? A. Coffee with scream and sugar.
Q. Where do ghosts go out? A. Where they can get sheet-faced.
Q. Why did the ghost go into the bar? A. For the Boos.
Q. Why can't the boy ghost have babies? A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie.
I love Halloween.
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