Boob Tube (n.)

according to http://www.urbandictionary.com/

1. American slang (circa 1980) for the television, and serving as a bargaining tool by parents in disciplining their children, who referred to the time wasted watching it, and lowering their IQ too, hence "boob tube".

2. A party involving lesbians floating on the Rio Grande with little more than their innertubes, sunscreen, and a cooler of well-chilled beer.

3. Television with boobs on it.

4. A magical tube that when opened makes all the girls in a 50 foot radius breasts get 4 times larger than normal. Size effects are permanent.

Goodbye:

• Big Brother
• Bachelor Pad
• Combat Hospital
• The Glee Project

Hello:

• Survivor
• Sister Wives
• Grey's Anatomy
• House
• New Girl
• Parenthood
• Bachelor
• Glee
• Gene Simmonds Family Jewels
• 2 and a Half Men (for the first time)
• Ellen
• Vampire Diaries

I anticipate a successful transition.