My Favourite Kid at Work...

1. is a pretty bad swimmer

2. randomly licks his armpit

3. tries to karate chop the other kids in his swimming class

4. sometimes pretends he can't feel his legs

5. swims over other kids on purpose

6. swims in to adults climbing the ladder- on purpose (I know it is on purpose because he laughs before he does it and keeps swimming even after he makes bodily contact)

I love Tuesday nites at the pool. Seriously. I don't know why I like this kid, but I really do.

This makes him my fourth fav kid in life.

All Aboard!

I may be the canoe instructor at camp. Kids. Canoeing. In the ocean. I know the basics of canoeing, and I love a challenge. Actually, I don't love a challenge. At all. But, I really do love this challenge. I've got this canoe business sooo covered.

I came across something wonderful while I was studying for my Can Lit exam yesterday. I read this poem for the first time recently because I didn't go to class that day. This poem captures my canoeing sentiments perfectly! Pauline Johnson understands me. I've highlighted my fav parts. Take a peek at the blue bits near the end. Totally gonna make the kids sit in a circle and have a little poetry reading before the first canoe lesson ;).

Jessie: the fun, carefree, independent, dangerous, and CULTURED one.

"The Song My Paddle Sings" - Pauline Johnson

West wind, blow from your prairie nest,
Blow from the mountains, blow from the west
The sail is idle, the sailor too;
O! wind of the west, we wait for you.
Blow, blow!
I have wooed you so,
But never a favour you bestow.
You rock your cradle the hills between,
But scorn to notice my white lateen.

I stow the sail, unship the mast:
I wooed you long but my wooing's past;
My paddle will lull you into rest.
O! drowsy wind of the drowsy west,
Sleep, sleep,
By your mountain steep,
Or down where the prairie grasses sweep!
Now fold in slumber your laggard wings,
For soft is the song my paddle sings.

August is laughing across the sky,
Laughing while paddle, canoe and I,
Drift, drift,
Where the hills uplift
On either side of the current swift.

The river rolls in its rocky bed;
My paddle is plying its way ahead;
Dip, dip,
While the water flip
In foam as over their breast we slip.

And oh, the river runs swifter now;
The eddies circle about my bow.
Swirl, swirl!
How the ripples curl
In many a dangerous pool awhirl!

And forward far the rapids roar,
Fretting their margin for evermore.
Dash, dash,
With a mighty crash,
They seethe, and boil, and bound, and splash.

Be strong, O paddle! be brave, canoe!
The reckless waves you must plunge into.
Reel, reel.
On your trembling keel,
But never a fear my craft will feel.

We've raced the rapid, we're far ahead!
The river slips through its silent bed.
Sway, sway,
As the bubbles spray
And fall in tinkling tunes away.

And up on the hills against the sky,
A fir tree rocking its lullaby,
Swings, swings,
Its emerald wings,
Swelling the song that my paddle sings.

http://rpo.library.utoronto.ca/poem/1096.html

Memorable Moments From This School Year

Forensic Psychology
(aka. "Sex" or "Porterpire's Revenge" or "The We Love Steve Fan Club Tri-Weekly General Meeting")
1. the black dress shirt
2. the ripped jeans
3. when our teacher came to class
4. the sex jokes on the final exam
5. "welcome to the fascinating field of forensics"
6. sitting in the front?
7. my buddies
8. THE CLASS PICTURE (blast from my grade 7 past)
9. when Megha disappeared that day
10. the eye contact
11. the heels

Canadian Literature
("Uncle Jack's" class)
1. the girl who brought her chihuahua to our midterm
2. the time Uncle Jack spelled a word wrong on the board
3. when class finally got back to normal, like 2 weeks after "the mispelling"
4. Michael Ondaatje and bp Nichol
5. Uncle Jack swimming across the classroom the moment I mentioned the bottom of the ocean

Close Readings
1. I loved this class, she thinks I'm smart
2. the treats
3. the urgent text message that made me run out of class that day...

Nature Conservation
1. Movie Fridays
2. apologies for the final being on paper
3. realizing what it's like to sit back and let other people do the work in a group project
4. the human trolling ship impression

Transgenic Organisms
("Trannies")
1. dates with Faiza
2. watching clips from Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
3. The PCR Song (see below)
4. Dr. P's insecurities about being called "boring" on ratemyprofessor
5. Dr. P's periodic and accidental sexual innuendo

Woof

I just howled at our neighbour's dogs.
Our neighbour came outside and got mad at them for barking.
I hid.

Summer Plans!

I'm the new lifeguard at Malagash this year. So excited. Such a God thing.

Summer!

Here are Joshes answers to my camp application questions:
1. How would you handle a homesick child?
"I'd tell them to man-up."

2. How would you handle a homesick child?
"I'd make them feel like nothing. Like dirt."

It was really good to be forced to write out my testimony.

Here it is:
I was introduced to God and the Bible early in life. My mom accepted Jesus as her Lord and Saviour when I was five years old. I accepted Jesus as my Lord and Saviour at a summer camp called Circle Square Ranch when I was 8 years old. It seemed like a very simple and logical decision for me to make at the time. I understood that God loved me, he sent his son Jesus to die to take away the punishment that I deserve for my sins, which were keeping me from knowing God and going to heaven. I decided to commit my life to God and accepted Jesus Christ as my Saviour that summer.

As I grew up, God began to show me what a relationship with him was really like. At first, my relationship with him seemed like a strict one and my relationship with God meant that I got to go to heaven and I needed to be really careful to obey the Bible. As I got to know God more by reading my Bible, praying, and learning about him, I realized that there was more to a relationship with God than going to heaven and being good. I learned what it meant to say that Jesus came to live in my heart when I accepted him. The Holy Spirit inside me was what helped me to live the Christian life. I couldn’t do it on my own, like I couldn’t save myself from my own sins.

God has taught me many things about himself. There are two really important things that I learned which I’d like to share with you. One special moment in my life happened when I realized how much God loves me. I had always heard that God loves me. I heard it many, many times. One day, it finally went from knowledge in my head to knowledge in my heart. I finally understood that God’s love for me is different than any love I could experience, from parents, friends, or a boyfriend/husband. God’s love was the deepest and strongest than any love I could ever experience. God’s love never changes no matter what I do and he knows everything about me (even more than I know about myself) and still loves me with a perfect, everlasting love. I realized that I could only find security in God’s love because humans, no matter how much they love me, will eventually let me down. God never will. I learned that only God’s love for me, not the love I get from other people, can truly be my security- what gives me value in life. This is a God-sized need, the need for value and security, which everyone has. God’s love for me gives me value and security. A verse from the Bible that helps me explain this is, and really shows what I desire for you is: “And I pray that you, being rooted and established in love, may have power, together with all the saints, to grasp how wide and long and high and deep is the love of Christ, and to know this love that surpasses knowledge—that you may be filled to the measure of all the fullness of God. (Ephesians 3:17-19” This verse says that God’s love surpasses knowledge. So we can’t fully understand it completely, but we can begin to. I’ve learned that I can share anything and everything with God. I can tell him exactly how I’m feeling and he cares about everything, big or small.

God has brought me to the point where I have decided to make him the centre of my life and it is my goal to obey and serve him any time, any where, to do any thing, at any cost. This has redefined what it means to have Jesus as my Lord and Saviour. I realized that God sees the big picture and he knows what is best for me much better than I could. Seeking God’s guidance and will for my life has brought me to the schools, workplaces, and wonderful opportunities that I likely wouldn’t have experienced on my own. Allowing God’s Holy Spirit to work through me have allowed me to serve God and given me the boldness to share my faith when I never could have done that on my own either. God wants us to have an amazing, fun, and exciting life- Jesus came that we “may have life, and have it to the full! (John 10:10).” His guidance brings me peace and gives meaning to my life. A lot of people think that the Christian life is boring. It’s the opposite!

In the fall, our family had an unexpected decrease in finances for a few months due to sudden money problems. I was extremely worried, stressed, and questioned God’s care for me and my family. God provided for my family in amazing ways through help from friends and our church. The situation was eventually sorted out. Worry is something I struggled with and sometimes still struggle with. God has been teaching me what it means to trust him with all the details of my life. He has been teaching me to cling to truths like, “And my God will meet all your needs according to his glorious riches in Christ Jesus. (Phil 4:19)” and “Cast all your anxiety on him because he cares for you (1 Peter 5:7).” These words came alive to me this year. God has totally changed how I view his provision. In the last few years, especially in this year, I’ve learned to cling to him and depend on him instead of push him away during difficult times. He tells me that he “knows the plans he has for me, plans to prosper me and not to harm me, plans to give me a hope and a future (Jer. 29:11).” I believe that and I have a peace about the future that I didn’t have before. I am amazed with his provision in my life through: experiencing his love, finances, a new home, amazing friendships, and awesome opportunities to serve him, like at camp :).