I ate my nachos
but I didn't mind
up for some leading questions?
I'm gonna ask questions that lead the conversation in the direction that I want it to go...
extreme feelings correspond to an extreme person
if a girl made me food, I'd talk to her as much as she wanted
I'm pretty unhealthy
you've got boy powers
the powers work this way
you go up to a boy and say "do this for me"
and he does it
powers require developing
annoyances are meant to be verbalized
that's what soul friends are for
what's wrong with taking the occasional drink on the weekend when I'm a recovering alchoholic?
if I called you a "fox's mother" would you be more or less offended than if I called you a "foxy mama"
ah, the flirtatious banter of a first encounter
of course, it was a revenge snuggle
how old are you again?
where did you learn your logic, Jessie?
Jessie, I mean this is the nicest possible way
everyone knows that you're needy
needy in a normal and completely dependent sort of way
guys dig needy, though
there's such a thing as the "Needy Hot Scale"
it's a measure of how hot you have to be to make up for how needy you are
well, in light of the last 3 days, either get less needy, or get more hot
Jessie:
I've gotta get clean, time to stop smelling like a campfire
Trent:
God can make anyone clean, Jessie
that was a joke
well, not really cause He can
but anyway
Trent:
ok, 400,000 people in halifax
49% are guys, that's 196,000
52% are in a relationship
that's 94,080 left
about 21% are in your age range (which we'll say is 20-27)
10% are gay
that's 17,781
approximately 45.38% of people in HRM are protestant
that's 8,069
and girls generally turn away 95 guys out of 100 for Character/physical flaws
Jessie:
LOL no they don't!!
Trent:
yes, they do
trust me
that leaves.... 403
now, if you're shooting for guys who have a thing for peg legs..... you'd be lucky if there's one in there
do you have any ethnic preferences?
if you were looking for a french guy, you'd only have 72 guys to choose from
I know how you girls love your hot Parisians...
